odds and ends
Category writing
Three short stories about a poem fairy
Category novella
Three short stories about a poem fairy
Category tech
A little toy project: the colors on my website now change every day according to the amount of exercise and meditation I got the day before. Here’s a tutorial.
shazizzle — like shazam but useful. badly hum the only two bars you can remember from the song stuck in your head, and it tells you what song it is....
Category apps
shazizzle — like shazam but useful. badly hum the only two bars you can remember from the song stuck in your head, and it tells you what song it is....
Category art
The conclusion of my series of writings about cheesiness and communication
Part 3 in an essay series about art
Part 2 in an essay series about art
Part 1 in an essay series about art
The introduction to a new series of writings about cheesiness and communication
I’ve always said that a lack of patience is my biggest character flaw. Well, that and a certain tendency towards bossiness. But today I want to talk about patience. There...
Category life
Turns out the same thing that broke my back broke my head
A medium length discussion of how I healed my back myself, after 7 years of failure, and what that implies.
Second in a multi part series about how to misuse your kitchen
First in a multi part series about how to cook and bake without getting sweaty
A deep dive into a long day
Wherein I, Eli, humbly beg you, the reader, to start a meditation practice.
a quick comedic essay about doing dishes under a communal living system. I wrote it for a magazine that then never used it as far as I know.
The following is a very personal account of what it was like living in 3.5 different communes over the last 6 years in Chicago. It’s meant to be a companion...
ethos, philosophy, principle, plan, structure, organization.
in which i compare the american bar scene to the war on terror
I’ve always said that a lack of patience is my biggest character flaw. Well, that and a certain tendency towards bossiness. But today I want to talk about patience. There...
Category essays
Second in a multi part series about how to misuse your kitchen
First in a multi part series about how to cook and bake without getting sweaty
A deep dive into a long day
The conclusion of my series of writings about cheesiness and communication
Part 3 in an essay series about art
Part 2 in an essay series about art
Part 1 in an essay series about art
The introduction to a new series of writings about cheesiness and communication
A short essay on pain and its causes, through the lens of a new tattoo.
Wherein I, Eli, humbly beg you, the reader, to start a meditation practice.
The only real problem with hitchcock’s rear window is that the villain looks so… villainous.
a quick comedic essay about doing dishes under a communal living system. I wrote it for a magazine that then never used it as far as I know.
The following is a very personal account of what it was like living in 3.5 different communes over the last 6 years in Chicago. It’s meant to be a companion...
ethos, philosophy, principle, plan, structure, organization.
in which i compare the american bar scene to the war on terror
I’ve always said that a lack of patience is my biggest character flaw. Well, that and a certain tendency towards bossiness. But today I want to talk about patience. There...
Category relationships
in which i compare the american bar scene to the war on terror
Category sex
in which i compare the american bar scene to the war on terror
Category protest
ethos, philosophy, principle, plan, structure, organization.
Category trump
ethos, philosophy, principle, plan, structure, organization.
Category capitalism
Part 1 in an essay series about art
a quick comedic essay about doing dishes under a communal living system. I wrote it for a magazine that then never used it as far as I know.
The following is a very personal account of what it was like living in 3.5 different communes over the last 6 years in Chicago. It’s meant to be a companion...
Category communes
a quick comedic essay about doing dishes under a communal living system. I wrote it for a magazine that then never used it as far as I know.
The following is a very personal account of what it was like living in 3.5 different communes over the last 6 years in Chicago. It’s meant to be a companion...
Category dishes
a quick comedic essay about doing dishes under a communal living system. I wrote it for a magazine that then never used it as far as I know.
Category poetry
Three short stories about a poem fairy
O’Malley pleased me with ancient tremblors
stirred cream in secret crevices
depapered my wall
I am unsleeped, beautious birdsong, belong to be long.
Category travel
info I wish I would have found on some website somewhere else
Category hitchcock
The only real problem with hitchcock’s rear window is that the villain looks so… villainous.
Category movies
The only real problem with hitchcock’s rear window is that the villain looks so… villainous.
Category aws
A little toy project: the colors on my website now change every day according to the amount of exercise and meditation I got the day before. Here’s a tutorial.
Category meditation
Turns out the same thing that broke my back broke my head
A medium length discussion of how I healed my back myself, after 7 years of failure, and what that implies.
First in a multi part series about how to cook and bake without getting sweaty
A short essay on pain and its causes, through the lens of a new tattoo.
Wherein I, Eli, humbly beg you, the reader, to start a meditation practice.
Category tattoos
A short essay on pain and its causes, through the lens of a new tattoo.
Category pain
Turns out the same thing that broke my back broke my head
A medium length discussion of how I healed my back myself, after 7 years of failure, and what that implies.
A short essay on pain and its causes, through the lens of a new tattoo.
Category debord
The introduction to a new series of writings about cheesiness and communication
Category cheesiness
The conclusion of my series of writings about cheesiness and communication
Part 3 in an essay series about art
Part 2 in an essay series about art
Part 1 in an essay series about art
The introduction to a new series of writings about cheesiness and communication
Category music
Part 2 in an essay series about art
Category internet
Part 3 in an essay series about art
Category families
The conclusion of my series of writings about cheesiness and communication
Category programming
A deep dive into a long day
Category lessons
A deep dive into a long day
Category cooking
Second in a multi part series about how to misuse your kitchen
First in a multi part series about how to cook and bake without getting sweaty
Category skills
Turns out the same thing that broke my back broke my head
A medium length discussion of how I healed my back myself, after 7 years of failure, and what that implies.
Second in a multi part series about how to misuse your kitchen
First in a multi part series about how to cook and bake without getting sweaty
Category baking
Second in a multi part series about how to misuse your kitchen
Category books
Turns out the same thing that broke my back broke my head
A medium length discussion of how I healed my back myself, after 7 years of failure, and what that implies.
