Tag novella

The Poem Fairy

Three short stories about a poem fairy

The Mighty Finn

An old thing I wrote

Tag silly

Impossible apps from the future

shazizzle — like shazam but useful. badly hum the only two bars you can remember from the song stuck in your head, and it tells you what song it is....

Tag art

Can Dad Jokes Be Revolutionary?

The conclusion of my series of writings about cheesiness and communication

Stupid Internet

Part 3 in an essay series about art

Tradition and the end of art

Part 2 in an essay series about art

Garden State (2004) is a Bad Movie

Part 1 in an essay series about art

Revolutionary Art

The introduction to a new series of writings about cheesiness and communication

Painting & Patience

I’ve always said that a lack of patience is my biggest character flaw. Well, that and a certain tendency towards bossiness. But today I want to talk about patience. There...

Tag life

The Tangle

all of humandom is a tangled mane all burrs and matted  intractable.  any single knot would pick right out  if we could find the ends and hold on but we...

Good Inside

Notes on an interesting book about child-rearing

On Head Pain

Turns out the same thing that broke my back broke my head

On Back Pain

A medium length discussion of how I healed my back myself, after 7 years of failure, and what that implies.

Intuitive Baking

Second in a multi part series about how to misuse your kitchen

Intuitive Cooking

First in a multi part series about how to cook and bake without getting sweaty

On Meditation

Wherein I, Eli, humbly beg you, the reader, to start a meditation practice.

The Tyranny of Dishes

a quick comedic essay about doing dishes under a communal living system. I wrote it for a magazine that then never used it as far as I know.

Adventures in Post-Scarcity Capitalism

The following is a very personal account of what it was like living in 3.5 different communes over the last 6 years in Chicago. It’s meant to be a companion...

smart not hard

ethos, philosophy, principle, plan, structure, organization.

FRIENDZONE

in which i compare the american bar scene to the war on terror

Painting & Patience

I’ve always said that a lack of patience is my biggest character flaw. Well, that and a certain tendency towards bossiness. But today I want to talk about patience. There...

Tag relationships

FRIENDZONE

in which i compare the american bar scene to the war on terror

Tag sex

FRIENDZONE

in which i compare the american bar scene to the war on terror

Tag protest

smart not hard

ethos, philosophy, principle, plan, structure, organization.

Tag trump

smart not hard

ethos, philosophy, principle, plan, structure, organization.

Tag capitalism

Garden State (2004) is a Bad Movie

Part 1 in an essay series about art

The Tyranny of Dishes

a quick comedic essay about doing dishes under a communal living system. I wrote it for a magazine that then never used it as far as I know.

Adventures in Post-Scarcity Capitalism

The following is a very personal account of what it was like living in 3.5 different communes over the last 6 years in Chicago. It’s meant to be a companion...

Tag communes

The Tyranny of Dishes

a quick comedic essay about doing dishes under a communal living system. I wrote it for a magazine that then never used it as far as I know.

Adventures in Post-Scarcity Capitalism

The following is a very personal account of what it was like living in 3.5 different communes over the last 6 years in Chicago. It’s meant to be a companion...

Tag dishes

The Tyranny of Dishes

a quick comedic essay about doing dishes under a communal living system. I wrote it for a magazine that then never used it as far as I know.

Tag hitchcock

Rear Window’s Villian

The only real problem with hitchcock’s rear window is that the villain looks so… villainous.

Tag movies

Rear Window’s Villian

The only real problem with hitchcock’s rear window is that the villain looks so… villainous.

Tag aws

Quantified Self and Color Schemes

A little toy project: the colors on my website now change every day according to the amount of exercise and meditation I got the day before. Here’s a tutorial.

Tag meditation

On Head Pain

Turns out the same thing that broke my back broke my head

On Back Pain

A medium length discussion of how I healed my back myself, after 7 years of failure, and what that implies.

Intuitive Cooking

First in a multi part series about how to cook and bake without getting sweaty

Tattoo Pain

A short essay on pain and its causes, through the lens of a new tattoo.

On Meditation

Wherein I, Eli, humbly beg you, the reader, to start a meditation practice.

Tag tattoos

Tattoo Pain

A short essay on pain and its causes, through the lens of a new tattoo.

Tag pain

On Head Pain

Turns out the same thing that broke my back broke my head

On Back Pain

A medium length discussion of how I healed my back myself, after 7 years of failure, and what that implies.

Tattoo Pain

A short essay on pain and its causes, through the lens of a new tattoo.

Tag debord

Revolutionary Art

The introduction to a new series of writings about cheesiness and communication

Tag cheesiness

Can Dad Jokes Be Revolutionary?

The conclusion of my series of writings about cheesiness and communication

Stupid Internet

Part 3 in an essay series about art

Tradition and the end of art

Part 2 in an essay series about art

Garden State (2004) is a Bad Movie

Part 1 in an essay series about art

Revolutionary Art

The introduction to a new series of writings about cheesiness and communication

Tag music

Tradition and the end of art

Part 2 in an essay series about art

Tag internet

Stupid Internet

Part 3 in an essay series about art

Tag families

Can Dad Jokes Be Revolutionary?

The conclusion of my series of writings about cheesiness and communication

Tag cooking

Intuitive Baking

Second in a multi part series about how to misuse your kitchen

Intuitive Cooking

First in a multi part series about how to cook and bake without getting sweaty

Tag skills

Good Inside

Notes on an interesting book about child-rearing

On Head Pain

Turns out the same thing that broke my back broke my head

On Back Pain

A medium length discussion of how I healed my back myself, after 7 years of failure, and what that implies.

Intuitive Baking

Second in a multi part series about how to misuse your kitchen

Intuitive Cooking

First in a multi part series about how to cook and bake without getting sweaty

Tag baking

Intuitive Baking

Second in a multi part series about how to misuse your kitchen

Tag books

Good Inside

Notes on an interesting book about child-rearing

On Head Pain

Turns out the same thing that broke my back broke my head

On Back Pain

A medium length discussion of how I healed my back myself, after 7 years of failure, and what that implies.

Tag poetry

The Tangle

all of humandom is a tangled mane all burrs and matted  intractable.  any single knot would pick right out  if we could find the ends and hold on but we...

The Poem Fairy

Three short stories about a poem fairy

Tag children

Good Inside

Notes on an interesting book about child-rearing

Tag therapy

Good Inside

Notes on an interesting book about child-rearing

Tag politics

The Tangle

all of humandom is a tangled mane all burrs and matted  intractable.  any single knot would pick right out  if we could find the ends and hold on but we...